Chris's Bar is opening soon. Until the doors open there is nothing to do here but wind Chris up: pull a pint from the taps, ask him for a cocktail, or try the phone he has never once answered. Opening date and address to follow.
Tap Chris, the taps, or the phone he still isn't answering.
Ringing again. 247 notifications, 3% battery, no intention of answering.
Pick something for Chris to do.